I didn’t want to deal with Ranger Jack and his intern anymore, so I sent them on a wild goose chase…
Literally.
Tag: Ranger Bob
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
An otter and a few unpaid interns that can’t tell the difference between an otter and a weasel apparently. If your wondering why Ranger Jack thinks there’s ghosts in Pine Falls Park, I might have had something to do with that…
Leo’s Trying too Hard.
I mean, even if he wins an Oscar, I think the stuff Leonardo DiCaprio went through might not be worth it for a little gold dust catcher.
Groundhog’s Day
Punxsutawney Phil may have not seen his shadow, but it looks like it’s a different story for Pine Falls Park Pete…
Anyone know what it means when they faint?
The Mystery Shirt
I got this shirt in the mail, and I have no idea who gave it to me. Luckily the guy from Ancient Aliens has an idea..
The Great Snowball Fight
Don’t ever get in a snowball fight with an otter, we play for keeps!
Happy Black Friday!
Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Black Friday! That’s right, I consider Black Friday a holiday. Why, you may ask? It’s the one day of the year where you know where all the crazy people will be, and you can avoid them.
Geese: Jerks
Seriously, geese are the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom.
Hey hiss at you, did you know that, for no apparent reason. You can be like “oh, hi mr goose,” and the goose will be like “HHHIIIIISSSSS!!! I want to peck your face!”
Jerks.
Happy chismagivinamas!
I feel like we skipped over a holiday somewhere in there… I’m not sure which one it was though… any help?
Trick or Treat!
