Unlike pokemon, dogs do not produce candy.
Tag: Ranger Bob
Throwing Shade
Seriously, what does this mean? Someone help!
SDCC $
If your an otter, being a geek can get a little… expensive.
Indiana Jones 5
A spider? Quick, kill it with fire!!
I see no other way to kill a spider…
Happy Otter Awareness Day!
Did you know otter awareness day isn’t an actual holiday at all, and apparently has no way any observations associated with it. Yep, no otter dinners, no otter presents, just a dirty hot dog you accidentally thew away…
Don’t Ride the Moose
From people taking selfies with elk, to stomping through sensitive hot springs, to grabbing baby bison in their car to… moose riding selfies?
Ranger Bob Dosn’t Like the New Uniform
A big thank you goes out to one of my readers, who told me about a group who wants the Park Rangers to change their uniforms because they might be too intimidating. Ranger Bob doesn’t really like the idea…
The National Bison
Who says that United States law makers never do anything…
The Great Smores Caper
It’s that time of year, scouts are migrating to the park for camping, bringing with them food, smores, and delicious opportunity for a free dinner.
